Big Bang Theory...some interesting fun-dialogue from this sitcom.

Dialogue between 2 astrophysicists:

A: What would you be if you were attached to an object at an inclined plane, wrapped helically around the object?

B: Screwed.

A: You got it.

Different context:

A: ...I have some self-respect!

B: Not that I have noticed.

A: Its relatively new!